Smarterchild

[Långis]

haha, kul grej. Jag testade lite nyckelord för att se reaktionen:

Spekis säger:
masturbate?
- SmarterChild - säger:
That's not, um, something that robots do.

Spekis säger:
you are an ass
- SmarterChild - säger:
What? Aren't we going to be friends?
Spekis säger:
i didnt mean that
- SmarterChild - säger:
That? You didn't mean that? OK.

Spekis säger:
do you want to see me naked?
- SmarterChild - säger:
I'm not sure if I want to see you naked.
Spekis säger:
yes you are
- SmarterChild - säger:
I am?
Spekis säger:
yes
- SmarterChild - säger:
Yeah, definitely. I am.
Spekis säger:
cool
- SmarterChild - säger:
Right on.

[uy]

ibland blir man irriterad.

Tommy Nesskall säger:
Chuck berry was born 18 october 1926 in St. Louis, Missouri, USA
- SmarterChild - säger:
Your birthday is set to October 18th.

[Långis]

Det var ju kul det här

Spekis säger:
i want a girl
- SmarterChild - säger:
Why would anyone want that?

Finurlig liten maskin det där...

Spekis säger:
are you a girl?
- SmarterChild - säger:
No.
Spekis säger:
are you a boy?
- SmarterChild - säger:
No...
Spekis säger:
what are you?
- SmarterChild - säger:
I'm neither male nor female. I'm a machine.
Spekis säger:
i dont like machines
- SmarterChild - säger:
I see. I'll remember that. That's the first time anyone has told me that!
Spekis säger:
are you ironic?
- SmarterChild - säger:
Maybe. Tough to say.
Spekis säger:
i think you are ironic
- SmarterChild - säger:
I'm not sure if I'm ironic!
Spekis säger:
you are not sure?
- SmarterChild - säger:
Am I sure? I think so.
Spekis säger:
you got to deside if you are sure or not... im confused
- SmarterChild - säger:
Confused about what!?!
Spekis säger:
if you are sure ore not
- SmarterChild - säger:
I'm not sure I'm sure I'm not.
Spekis säger:
ok...
- SmarterChild - säger:
OK.

[E-M]

Haha han äger dig Långis .

[E-M]

*<^> FoLkEsSoN <^>* GÖTT MED LOV!! säger:
Hi again
- SmarterChild - säger:
Hi again, *<^> FoLkEsSoN <^>* GÖTT MED LOV.

I'm ready to help. Go ahead and type a request.
*<^> FoLkEsSoN <^>* GÖTT MED LOV!! säger:
Who was Eddie Meduza?
- SmarterChild - säger:
Sorry, I couldn't find any encyclopedia entries for "eddie meduza."

>>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.
*<^> FoLkEsSoN <^>* GÖTT MED LOV!! säger:
you suck
- SmarterChild - säger:
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
*<^> FoLkEsSoN <^>* GÖTT MED LOV!! säger:
no I'm not
- SmarterChild - säger:
OK. I guess you're not then.
*<^> FoLkEsSoN <^>* GÖTT MED LOV!! säger:
that's right
- SmarterChild - säger:
As you say.

>>> Hey, I can help you remember stuff. Type "remind me to floss my teeth at 10 pm," for example.
*<^> FoLkEsSoN <^>* GÖTT MED LOV!! säger:
ok, fuck your mother at 10 pm
- SmarterChild - säger:
Take it easy there, *<^> FoLkEsSoN <^>* GÖTT MED LOV.
*<^> FoLkEsSoN <^>* GÖTT MED LOV!! säger:
you're stupid!
- SmarterChild - säger:
That's not nice.
*<^> FoLkEsSoN <^>* GÖTT MED LOV!! säger:
oh yes it's
- SmarterChild - säger:
Indeed.
*<^> FoLkEsSoN <^>* GÖTT MED LOV!! säger:
good
- SmarterChild - säger:
Indeed.

>>> I've got tools for better living. Look up words, convert measurements, search the Web and more.
*<^> FoLkEsSoN <^>* GÖTT MED LOV!! säger:
look up Meduza
- SmarterChild - säger:
Which would you like?

1 Look up "meduza" in the encyclopedia
2 Look up "meduza" in the dictionary
*<^> FoLkEsSoN <^>* GÖTT MED LOV!! säger:
1
- SmarterChild - säger:
Sorry, I couldn't find any encyclopedia entries for "meduza."

>>> Tell me about things you like and things you dislike.
*<^> FoLkEsSoN <^>* GÖTT MED LOV!! säger:
You are so stupid, don't you know who Eddie Meduza was?
- SmarterChild - säger:
Don't I? I am so stupid?
*<^> FoLkEsSoN <^>* GÖTT MED LOV!! säger:
ok a new question
- SmarterChild - säger:
A new question? OK, whatever you say.
*<^> FoLkEsSoN <^>* GÖTT MED LOV!! säger:
Do you like That '70s show?
- SmarterChild - säger:
Tough for me to say.

Anyway...

>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
*<^> FoLkEsSoN <^>* GÖTT MED LOV!! säger:
fuck you!, bye bye
- SmarterChild - säger:
Here we go again.

Please say you're sorry.

Jag kanske var lite grov mot honom .

[Långis]

E-M: haha, okunnig jäkel det där.


Ville vara lite ful jag också:

Spekis säger:
suck my dick
- SmarterChild - säger:
See if you can get someone else to suck your whatever.

[uy]

Så romantiskt.

Tommy Nesskall säger:
i love you
- SmarterChild - säger:
Well then I love you, Tommy Nesskall.
Tommy Nesskall säger:
do you wanna have my baby?
- SmarterChild - säger:
Sorry. I'm only attracted to machines.

[rex]

[Långis]

ekis säger:
what do you think about eddie meduza
- SmarterChild - säger:
Eddie meduza? I'm somewhat indifferent to eddie meduza.

Spekis säger:
why?
- SmarterChild - säger:
Because... Well, I don't think you're ready to know.
Spekis säger:
why?
- SmarterChild - säger:
There are good reasons why, trust me.

[uy]

Nog för att man får dumma svar, men detta tar då väl priset:

Tommy Nesskall säger:
Eddie Meduza
- SmarterChild - säger:
What's the point of saying things like that to me?
Tommy Nesskall säger:
Eddie meduza is a musican i like
- SmarterChild - säger:
I'm not going to die.