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Chuck Norris facts
Posted: 10 Nov 2008, 14:34
by E-M
Tänkte vi kunde posta lite roliga sk. "Chuck Norris facts". Fick inspirationen till det efter JW:s och om det var wikings postande av just sådana "fakta".
Här börjar jag med några goa:
Om du har 50kr och Chuck Norris har 50kr så har Chuck Norris mer pengar än du
Chuck Norris agent frågade en gång Chuck om han ville vara med i "Brokeback mountain" ... Chuck Norris agent har saknats i två år nu
Chuck Norris beställde en Big Mac på KFC ... och fick en
Chuck Norris facts
Posted: 10 Nov 2008, 14:43
by errrol
Chuck Norris facts
Posted: 10 Nov 2008, 14:46
by ozzman
Här finns de flesta.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Några guldkorn:
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris facts
Posted: 10 Nov 2008, 18:36
by E-M
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
Chuck Norris facts
Posted: 10 Nov 2008, 19:49
by E-M
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Chuck Norris facts
Posted: 11 Nov 2008, 15:18
by uy
Tack för länken, Jossey! Här är några av mina favoriter:
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris facts
Posted: 14 Nov 2008, 00:51
by E-M
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris facts
Posted: 17 Nov 2008, 21:50
by ELN
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
Chuck Norris facts
Posted: 17 Nov 2008, 22:00
by ELN
Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
First God made Adam, then Chuck Norris came and killed the son of a bitch
